Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Coming up for air.

So, I've been reading more books and essays and watching more porn to do more reviews. There's that. Plus I've been working on photography again, but mostly using badly lit cell phone pics just to try out poses or get an idea of what something looks like.

Mostly I've been running around momming. I thought I was supposed to have more time after school started, but I'm finding I have less and less time as my days quickly fill with new commitments.

Plus I just started a 90 day workout program that will have me alternating strength training with cardio six days a week from 30 minutes to an hour a day. I report in every 30 days so they can take measurements again and add more stuff. But it'll be worth it. I'm about to go do a run in the park I think, if it's not about to rain.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

How I would vote if I was a prostitute.

Mitt Romney seems like the type of guy who would accidentally kill a hooker while he was fucking her. Like he'd figure out I like to be choked, but he'd do it without asking and without a safe word or anything and he'd go too far. I'd think, "fuck, I can't breathe. Fuck, that's my windpipe being crushed!" And as he'd shoot his load inside my cunt, I'd think, "that fucker agreed not to!" And he'd finish me off and that would be my final thought. Hell of way to go.

Barak Obama, on the other hand, seems like he'd be like fucking Isaac Hayes before Scientology. He'd finesse you even though he didn't have to since he was fucking paying you. You'd actually want to give your body to this man because he makes you believe he wants it. But for all his silken words in the beginning, he'd just toss the bills on your ass as you lay there still in the afterglow and say, "thanks baby," over his shoulder before walking out the door without even looking at you.

But I'm probably too drunk to be making these comments.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Porn Review: Power Fuck (featuring Jesse Jane and Stoya)



I love Stoya. I love Stoya. I. LOVE. STOYA! She's amazing and gorgeous and super ultra sexy and I love her in everything I've seen her in. In fact, in something like this, where she's only got one scene, I get impatient waiting it out for the other stuff to see her.

Luckily there was only one scene before hers and that was with Jesse Jane, Breanne Benson and Mick Blue in a threesome. Ordinarily, I'm a fan of threesomes. I've been in a few and they multiply the fun exponentially. But I didn't like Jesse Jane's look in this movie. At all. In fact, I found her difficult to look at. It's a personal preference thing, really and she's just not my type. Breanne has a gorgeous, natural looking body, though I like her better with her natural dark hair and she gets the lion's share of Mick's cock as well as the screen time as Jesse sometimes takes it upon herself to film their adventure. This scene, overall, just really didn't do much for me. There was just something a little off about the chemistry, maybe. Or maybe it just wasn't my thing. The beautiful thing about porn is that there's something for everyone and the next couple of scenes were definitely for me.

Enter Stoya in a gorgeous see-through black dress being followed up a staircase by Manuel Ferrara with a camera. Most of their scene is a point-of-view shoot which keeps it natural and simple and uncrowded by plot or premise. In fact, none of the scenes have anything but sex in them. It's wall to wall sex and maybe I'm going against the female grain on this one, but I prefer it that way. When they try to throw plot in, it just always comes across as cheesy. Let them do what they do best and nothing else: fuck.

I'm not a huge fan of Manuel Ferrara. He's better in front of the camera, I think. Then I can't hear him as much and his pretty face distracts me. I've learned to love dirty talk during sex and porn, but something about the way he does it just has a desperation to it that I find to be a turn off. But I like his kinks. I like the way he poses her and watches her and just takes her in as a stunning specimen of a woman. I love how he dominates her with a light touch. I love how he pushes her down with her face on a nightstand where he's set the camera at one point as he bends her over and fucks her from behind while choking her and slapping her. She loves it too and you can totally tell. I just love this scene. It's one of my favorites of Stoya's. She's just so fucking gorgeous in it. Her eyes are just amazing and they hypnotize me every time.

Next up was James Deen with Hilary Scott. James Deen is another one I love to watch fuck. He's a machine! His hands are all over her from the very first second and he just gropes and takes total possession of her whole body. I love the way he dominates a scene. He's a dirty fucking bastard and it is awesome. This is one of the longer scenes. He just keeps going and going, moving her between a couch and a table and positioning her in all sorts of ways. And man, does he love anal sex. And man, do I love to watch him have anal sex. I'd love to see a behind the scenes interview with what was left of Hilary Scott after this scene. He just seems so relentless. But I love how he looks at her. How he holds her gaze. How hungry he looks and not the least bit desperate. And how he always looks like he wandered in off a construction site.

The next scene is Kasey Chase and Manuel Ferrara (he's in three of the five scenes). It takes place in a locker room. I don't really get the jockstrap fetish and it's a bit distracting to me. But Kasey Chase is gorgeous and I love the way he throws her against the lockers and just fucks her brains out.

Finally, we have Manuel Ferrara again with Faye Reagan in the last scene and I think after this scene she's one of my new favorite porn stars. She's just so lusciously sweet! Her face is lovely and delicately freckled and I love her strawberry blonde hair and her big doll eyes and god damn can she fucking suck some cock!

There aren't many extras here. Just a gallery of stills and a cumshot recap. Three out of the five scenes are fucking stellar. One of the remaining two is still pretty rocking, despite the man-smell fetish I wasn't into. And lastly, I just really didn't care for the opening threesome scene much. I'd probably skip it on rewatches. So, I guess I'd give it a 4 of 5 on the grounds that I will watch the hell out of the Stoya and James Deen scenes.

So, I have a Tumblr now.

Because I needed a place to post nude photos that didn't require people be members to see them. You can find me there at the unsurprising location morwennouveau.tumblr.com