Mitt Romney seems like the type of guy who would accidentally kill a hooker while he was fucking her. Like he'd figure out I like to be choked, but he'd do it without asking and without a safe word or anything and he'd go too far. I'd think, "fuck, I can't breathe. Fuck, that's my windpipe being crushed!" And as he'd shoot his load inside my cunt, I'd think, "that fucker agreed not to!" And he'd finish me off and that would be my final thought. Hell of way to go.
Barak Obama, on the other hand, seems like he'd be like fucking Isaac Hayes before Scientology. He'd finesse you even though he didn't have to since he was fucking paying you. You'd actually want to give your body to this man because he makes you believe he wants it. But for all his silken words in the beginning, he'd just toss the bills on your ass as you lay there still in the afterglow and say, "thanks baby," over his shoulder before walking out the door without even looking at you.
But I'm probably too drunk to be making these comments.
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